...a girl who is a drain on the health system.

I can officially say I spend half my life in a waiting room. At 7:25 on a Thursday morning, I am doing just that, sitting in a waiting room. I acknowledge that everyone spends a significant time here but I feel it's time I just up sticks and move in. They are going to want to take a sample of my eyeball soon or something. I don't like to really think that I have a serious medical condition, I just prefer to think that I'm pretty cool because I live on daily injections that I give myself - I'm practically a trained doctor. Anyway, I love to just sit in the waiting room and watch people come and go. There's always that guy who always tries to talk to everyone. The person who is shamefully slagging off the NHS. And then people like me, reserved to a newspaper or blog who evidently have better things to do. I think doctors are amazing, but I also think they need to give me a break.