...a girl with no patience.

I have no patience for indecisive people. There's always one who feels the need to make you wait ten minutes for them to make a decision about whether they want a cup of tea or not. Or worse, they refuse one, then make a scene five minutes later that they will 'just make their own then'. Bitch please! You saw me put on the kettle. You watched me place those mugs on the counter. Speak up. I have no patience for this. Hell, what's worse is when you're requested to make tea and suddenly its as if you have a fucking duty to make it to everyone's taste and serve the bitches. I have no issue making a drink for my mother, but when your sisters boyfriends cousin who's far too familiar gets involved, please. You ask if your mum would like a cup of tea and suddenly it's an open invite, before you know it you're making tea for the fucking street. And this isn't no one kettle shit. You always only manage to fill your cup half way, resulting in a disappointing concoction of water and milk. So if you want tea, fucking turn on the kettle and make that bitch yourself.